Here is one that made me smile the other day:
Ramlal, Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aaya
Waiter: Kya aap Married hain?
Ramlal: Kutte! Aisi toofani barish main, kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?And here are a few good lines which one of my Friend Kiran Telangi sent along with his marriage card, they are really good and aptly describes "Marriage".
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find
Someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it marriage"
Kiran Many congratulations!! and here's wishing this "weirdness" continues throughout your life.